9 Types of Orgasms Every Woman Has Experienced

9 Types of Orgasms Every Woman Has Experienced

Have you ever been confused by the different descriptions of orgasms and discussions about what they should feel like? I’ve found a comprehensive classification that even includes the thoughts accompanying each type. Here are the nine types of orgasms that every woman has likely experienced:

1. “Oh my, I think this is my first orgasm!”

This type is 90% the thought “What is this? What just happened?” and 10% “Life has changed forever. I will live fully from now on. I’ll mark this day on the calendar and celebrate its anniversaries!”.

2. “Lord, it was worth it!”

It feels like you’ve been masturbating for centuries. When you finally reach the climax, there’s no greater pleasure than the reward for your persistence.

3. “Lord, it wasn’t worth it”

You spent more than 45 minutes on focused movements, tried all methods and positions, just to get this? And now it’s over. The magic is gone.

4. “Wow, who would have thought I’d have an orgasm with him”

When you start dating a guy, your sexual expectations are somewhat low. But then he turns out to be an upgraded version of Super Mike, and you look at him with a puzzled gaze: “Who are you?”.

5. “My apartment will be free for another 10 minutes, so I really need this orgasm”

You have a small time window before your parents or dorm neighbor returns, so if you don’t reach an orgasm right now, there might not be another chance until tomorrow. Or until next weekend. Or ever. This is the most frightening type.

6. “I’ve been taken to another planet where no one exists, and I’m entirely made of orgasm”

This type is extremely rare and not always accessible to everyone. But if you experience this kind of orgasm, your entire body turns into one pulsating cell made of glitter and rainbows. You’ll remember it for the rest of your life. Even if you break up with this partner, he will always be the one who made you blind with pleasure for a few minutes and turned you into a person whose blood is made of the substance “pleasure”.

7. “Oh my God, he finally figured out how to do it”

Sex with a new partner is almost like a trial. It can be strange, rough, and awkward, and it can last for months. So, when you finally manage to reach an orgasm, you want to praise him as if you’ve cracked open a safe with a million dollars.

8. “Finally, I can relax”

I wanted to masturbate all day but couldn’t for various reasons. And now I have nothing to do and no one around, so I can enjoy my own body and fantasies.

9. “Technically, this can be counted as an orgasm”

A fantastic feeling. It seems like everything is wonderful until the pleasure subsides. And that’s it? This is it? I didn’t think life was like this.

For more insights on sexual health and wellness, you can visit Planned Parenthood, a trusted resource for comprehensive sexual education.