10 Ways to Be the Worst Partner Ever

Why waste time reading helpful advice on building healthy and happy relationships? After all, relationships require work, sacrifice, and self-improvement. It’s much easier to stay just as you are, doing nothing to become a better person. Your partner should love you for who you are, right? Wrong. If you’re aiming to be the worst partner ever, here are ten surefire ways to achieve that goal.

1. Be Whiny

The more unfounded complaints, spontaneous desires, and sudden emotional outbursts you have, the quicker your partner will realize that inside an adult woman lies a little girl who only knows how to demand. By being whiny, you’ll show your partner that you’re incapable of serious relationships, as you’re only concerned with your ever-changing, infantile whims.

2. Be Jealous

The more attention you pay to how your partner interacts with other women, the more paranoid thoughts will plague your mind. This means you’ll always find a reason to start a fight. Keep being jealous of every woman he encounters, constantly check if he smells like other women, and even visit his mobile carrier’s office to find out who he’s calling when you’re not around. The more information and effort you spend on these investigations, the lower your self-esteem and dignity will sink.

3. Make Him Jealous

If a man loves you, he should be jealous of other men, right? After all, you’re a precious gem that everyone wants. Forget about self-respect and trust; he should start scaring off potential suitors like flies. To attract other men, you need to behave in a way that makes your partner doubt your faithfulness. Flirt, speak ambiguously, and stay late after work. Shine!

4. Manipulate

If there’s one area in relationships where you can fully unleash your potential and imagination, it’s manipulation. The more you manipulate your partner, the more skilled you become at this craft. Soon, you’ll be able to get absolutely everything you want—even a slap in the face. But that just means your manipulation has spiraled out of control, and your partner has had enough.

5. Never Forget Past Grudges

In relationships, it’s crucial to remember everything: the date you met, your birthdays and those of your parents, who spent how much on whom, and most importantly, his past mistakes and your grievances. He must always remember his errors; otherwise, he’ll lose his edge. As his partner, you should occasionally remind him of his past blunders and how magnanimously you forgave him. Write this down so you don’t forget.

6. Don’t Let Him See His Friends

If he spends time with people he cares about and enjoys being with, he might forget that he has a partner and numerous obligations to her. Worse, he might even enjoy himself. Do you really want that?

7. Control His Every Move

Where is he, who is he with, what is he doing, why, and when is he coming home—you should control all of this. You can also periodically check who he’s messaging on social media, whose photos he likes, and even discuss with him why he’s doing it. Remind him of something from point #5. Be vigilant every minute; don’t waste time on your own affairs. Remember, he might start doing his own thing at any moment. To prevent this, arrange a fight at least once a week to remind him that you’re always watching.

8. Criticize

Criticism is an effective tool that allows your partner not only to grow as a person but also to remember that support and understanding are for the weak. Evaluate everything he does, says, and thinks strictly. But remember, you can’t just listen and stay silent; you must say something that will crush his self-esteem and make him feel like the most worthless person on earth. Only then will you finally feel like you’re the best, and he’s lucky to have you.

9. Be Like Your Mother

Remember, mom knows best! She’s the gold standard, the role model you should aspire to. But besides that, mom is also an excellent mediator between you and your partner. You can always ask her for advice on how to behave with your partner, and you can even let her solve your problems for you. Be sure, your partner will appreciate all the female attention he’s getting. Remember, there’s no such thing as too much mom in a relationship. You can even involve his mom in regulating your relationship.

10. Be a Log in Bed

Sexual development is not a woman’s concern. A woman who loves sex and understands her body, needs, and desires is suspicious. Don’t listen to what your partner asks of you, don’t pay attention to his desires, and don’t strive to diversify your sex life. Don’t do anything or ask for anything yourself. This way, you’ll have more dissatisfaction to channel into productive activities—like criticizing, whining, and controlling.

For more insights on relationships, check out this authoritative article on maintaining love and respect in a relationship for years.